Everything I Know, I Learned from BIGGIE SMALLS (LOL)

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IMEEM link here (attention: naughty lyrics). Big Poppa – Nororious B.I.G. is a track that 99% of the world takes for granted. Personally, as much as it is a mainstream classic… I love this song. Lots. Lyrically, it’s as conversational as it gets… I mean, he throws in Welch’s Grape in the track… IT DOESN’T GET REAL-ER THAN WELCH’S GRAPE PEOPLES. He also drops some bar-etiquette that I’ve put to use ever since I was able to get into the cloob scene. Spit FIYAH along with Biggie here:
Straight up honey really I’m askin
Most of these **** think
they be mackin but they be actin’
Who they attractin’ with that line,
“What’s your name? What’s your size?”
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon’ be here for a while, I’m gon’ go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around two
“T-Bone Steak, cheese, eggs and Welch’s Grape.”
Genius.
~Spec