They Destroy Apple: The Jacqui Cheng and Clint Ecker Story
Jacqui and Clint (as well as Ars Tehnica’s Editor-in-Chief, Ken Fisher) have reviewed yet another Apple product: the iPhone. There, you’ll find Ars’ take on the iPhone’s keyboard, “iSafari,” Widgets, and incompatibilities with Bluetooth. In-depth journalism is commonplace here, but what’s different this time around are the video clips featuring Jacqui’s fingers (wow you haven’t bitten them in a while!) and Clint’s voice. I was expecting lots of LOLS and WTFS, but the movies were straight-forward and to the point – which was kinda refreshing if you’ve seen these two drunk in a bar @ 3AM in Logan Square. LOL.
Stress tests took place (of course) and they were well suited for the device. I don’t want to spoil it, but it was kind of sad to see the poor thing get tortured. The final numerical review wasn’t surprising, but at least it wasn’t an Ars VII! LOL. Great job guys… I’m so proud!
RESPEK TEH AUTHRZ:
As a side note, if you decide to link to the review article, please respect the authors and link to the beginning of the story… as linking directly to the stress test skips all the juicy reporting meat… and kills one kitten, or puppy depending on whatever your preference is… or non-preference… WHATEVER YOU DON’T WANT WILL HAPPEN. Yeah. LOL.
“Of course you will, all intelligent beings dream!” 
~Spec
