It’s 3AM And I’m Hungry For…
Steak. A vat of Popeye’s dirty rice. Empanadas. Ribs. Pot roast. Lasagna. Linguine with clam sauce. Japanese pastries. Korean BBQ. Arby’s curly fries with cheese. Swedish potato pancakes with lingoberry sauce. Grilled chicken apple sausages. Palabok. California Pizza Kitchen’s Thai chicken pizza. Thick potato salad. Savory crepes with ham and spinach. Eggs Benedict. Onion strips. Two huge spicy scallop nigiri. Pad See Ewe extra spicy. Anything wrapped in a corn tortilla. White rice. Chicken wings fried HARD with a pot of rice. Longanisa and vinegared plum tomatoes. White Castle anything. Gun shaped McDonald’s nuggets. Ribeye. Crab legs. Beef sashimi. Honey walnut shrimp. Bratwursts. Shrimp dumplings. Soft shell crab. Stuffed pork chops. Hawaiian pizza. Freshly baked bread with extra-virgin olive oil and freshly cracked pepper. Mutter Paneer. Cheap Chinese take-out. Bubble tea. Cheesy beefs. Meatloaf from a hospital cafeteria. Crazy bread. BBQ pork fried rice. Chive pancakes. Cornbread and Macaroni and cheese. Lightly toasted garlic naan. Prime rib. Real tamales. Pork breakfast sausages. Anything on the skewer. Cereal with fresh strawberries and bananas. Deep dish pizza with pepperoni and spinach. Crab cakes with hollandaise sauce. Tandoori chicken. Corned beef hash. Spam. Cream of mushroom soup with crusty garlic bread. Spinach salad with bacon raspberry vinaigrette. Kare-kare. Grilled cheese and tomato soup. Turkey and red wine. Chorizo and cervesa. And… 15 thin mint Girl Scout cookies.
And I just made *you* hungry.
Sorry. 
~Spec
