General Annoyances In No Particular Order
Long nails. Dull nail clippers. Ugly cell phones. Popped bubble wrap. Michael Buble. All white gym shoes. All black gym shoes. Thin ties. Young cocky directors. Corned beef has without onions. Hard rice. The last hour of work. Bedroom eyes from halfway around the world. John Madden. Sleet. People that call other people “kids”. Knowing that I could be in love. Only seeing Jacqui once in six years. The fact that traditional Chinese Dim Sum isn’t an everyday thing. A/C when it’s cold. Battery-life. Chicken salad with raisins. Anything with raisins. Wanting a new camera, but not wanting to BUY a new camera. Waking up before the sun. Watching the sunrise… alone. Krunk shit. The state of hip-hop in general. Too many clouds. Not enough BBQ. Horror movies. Bacon wrapped CHESTNUTS instead of scallops. I haven’t been to Red Lobster in a while. Comcast. Pride. Ice cream season is over. My car is dirty. Gas prices are high. Can’t canoe anymore. Wanting to cry. Waiting for something to happen. Routine. Not smoking. Cold feet. Fruit flies. No new interesting Anime series to follow. Aspirin. No fresh seafood in the midwest. I think I’m allergic to pumpkins… and the new chemicals from my new dry cleaners. Too many cords on my desk. Having to dust. Not having good posture in the mornings. Garden burgers that are actually really fatty.
What I like: Sushi.
Now I feel better
~Spec
October 25th, 2005 at 12:45 pm
Dude, can I just go OFF for a minute on how sad and lame the state of hip hop is currently?!?!?!
Exhibit A: The newest Black Eyed Peas gem entitled “My Humps”… A lyrical masterpiece that includes this thought provoking refrain:
“And move my hump
my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
my hump my hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
my lovely lady lumps my lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front”
Mind boggling. Really. “Lady lumps” remind me of cancerous growths. Definitely NOT sexy. I know saying this will make me totally unpopular, but the addition of Fergie ruined the Black Eyed Peas.
Exhibit B: D4L’s proof that any jackass can get a record contract “Laffy Taffy”. Shake that Laffy Taffy? Are these guys for real? The saddest part is that they are laffing (misspelling inteded) all the way to the mutherf*ckin’ bank…
Ok, I’m done…just wanted to say that I totally agree with you on this one, Spec!
October 25th, 2005 at 1:22 pm
Red Lobster for dinner this week? Then some Sushi Station?
October 25th, 2005 at 2:59 pm
Are you referring to Bacon wrapped WATER chestnuts? I really hate those as well.