Randomness That Is Too Insignificant To Post… INDIVIDUALLY.
vividbebe: i’m so retard
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allthingschill: fuck them man.. they’re a fucking joke… they mean nothing to me anymore… they’re fucking CLOWN SHOES.
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We join an old (xbox live) friend’s Halo 2 group to play.
Spec: HEY Vironiti!!!
Jay: SUPS Vironiti!!!
Other people: Who are those guys?
Vironiti: Oh. Those must be my DAD’S FRIENDS.
**Spec leaves the group
**Jay leaves the group
**Spec opens a new group
**Jay joins Spec’s group
Spec: THAT WAS SO FUNNY. Wait no.. no it wasn’t.
Jay: Yeah it was
Spec and Jay: BBWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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2 years ago:
Jamie: Mel, what do you want for Christmas?
Melissa: Umm… a bike pump.
1 year ago:
Mark: Hey Mel, do you need a new bike pum-
Mel: Shut up.
Yesterday’s x-mas party:
Spec: Mel, what did you ask for this year Mel? An ICED OUT platinum, diamond encrusted bike pum-
Melissa: I HATE YYYYOOOUUUUU.
ROLFAPT2B = Rolling on the floor laughing, almost puking, trying to breathe
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Phone Call
Momma Spec: Can you go to Honeybaked Ham and get a $40 one?
Spec: I’ll pick one up tomorrow.
Momma Spec: I just called, they’re closed tomorrow.
Spec: MOM. HOW COULD YOU HAVE CALLED?!!? I’VE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH YOU THIS WHOLE TIME.
Momma Spec: Just make sure that its big enough for 8 people.
Spec: MOM, YOU CAN’T HONESTLY SAY THAT YOU CALLE-
[click]
Spec: HELLO!?!?! HEEELLLOOO?!?!?!?!
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Guy: So when are we gonna get it on?
Girl: Umm hello, you’re sleeping in the guest bedroom tonite.
Guy: Bullshit.
Me and 3 other guys: OOOHHH HHHEEEEELLLL NNOOOOO ROFL (yes, all 4 of us start rolling on the floor laughing)
Shit. I could’ve made a comic strip for each one of these. Hmm… comic strip… 
~Spec
